Listen, if you mean jizz just say jizz.
I miss some of you but frankly I’ve reached the point where I really hate Tumblr. Twitter was always a lot more cathartic for me anyway so if you like shitty dick jokes and bad puns find me there. Showerbear.
A weird thing to do is refer to Jawbreaker and Nirvana as “contemporaries”.
Now, I’m not even goint to pretend to be an expert on Black History but man… Two out of every three history makers is just Tyler Perry? I don’t like those odds.
Hey! Do you live in or around South Jersey? Do you want something awesome to do this Saturday night? Come to 1619House in Williamstown, NJ for a very special Jason Anderson piano show! Jason’s just wrapped up his tour with Paul Baribeau and the whole night is his. There may be a warm-up act but basically it’s just Jason playing his 70’s Bruce Springsteen inspired songs all! Night! Long!. Plus Alan, the host, is an awesome dude that maintains a safe space for everyone.
The show starts at 8 and it’s donation (usually three to five bucks) so come on down!
Did I mention I made the world’s smallest Playdoh hippo? Did I mention it dies tricks? Did I mention that we’re all going to die one day?
I don’t really care what anyone says, Dune is head and shoulders above Lord of The Rings and I will fight you if you disagree.